When Santa says “ho ho ho,” but your brain says “no no no” — it’s Merry Crisis season. 🎄💀
This cozy sweatshirt is the perfect mix of holiday spirit and existential dread. Featuring a skeleton Santa sipping coffee (or something stronger), it’s ideal for anyone who loves a dark twist on Christmas cheer. Whether you’re braving the mall, surviving family gatherings, or just embracing the chaos of the holidays, this one’s for you.
✨ Product Details:
Unisex fit — cozy, soft, and perfect for layering
Available in classic holiday colors: black, forest green, and navy
Professionally printed with high-quality inks that won’t crack or peel
Midweight comfort fleece for all-day wear
Runs true to size (size up for extra oversized cozy vibes!)
🎁 Perfect For:
Holiday parties and “ugly sweater” events
Dark humor lovers & goth Christmas enthusiasts
Gift for your most unhinged friend or favorite grinch
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don’t iron the design.
